Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
and having all 3 is like having a majestic boner
(Source: holidaywithnuts, via pynlaboy)
"I desire the things which will destroy me in the end."
why double dipping isnt actually a problem:
- if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it
(Source: tamakissu, via livvgillis)